Remember when you were younger and you used to have to sneak back into your house so your parents didn’t notice just how late you were getting in? Well imagine having to go through that all over again, but instead of trying to sneak in because of your parents, you’re trying to sneak in because you don’t want the neighbor you boned to see you and engage in awkward conversation.
When it comes to pooping where you eat, the worst place you can do it is in your neighborhood.
We’ve all gotten to that point in our search for dating where we’re thisclose to giving up on what we really want and settling for what’s easy. And, unfortunately, sometimes that means banging the guy that lives across the hall who is always awkwardly hitting on you in the elevator.
It’s human nature to want to get it in every now and then, but doing it in a place where you’re going to constantly run into them is a dangerous idea.
The biggest ‘don’t do it because’ reason would have to be feelings. No, not yours, theirs. To you it may be a one time thing to get your jollies on and get going, but to them it could mean something a lot more. How do you know that guy you’re bringing into your place hasn’t had a crush on you for the last 5 years? And that every time you see him from then on out he won’t be hurt and offended that you’re not as into it as he would have assumed. Once feelings get involved, it’s not easy to turn them off.
It’s going to be awkward on a daily basis even if you both know it was just sex, but it’s going to be even more awkward when you bring the new guy you’re dating home and you have to parade him past your ex-lay.
There are plenty of ways for you to find someone to share a bed with, so go out of your way to find someone who’s not close to home.